標(biāo)題: 史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) [打印本頁(yè)] 作者: liusongvip8023 時(shí)間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標(biāo)題: 史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) 史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) 7 C) K/ A3 V1 h, X5 J- x" l 1． we two who and who？ - I3 Q) Y, D# w+ ~- W+ D4 c5 U+ S 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)啊 - ?/ ^; }5 d5 t. n2 y8 D
# z3 a+ O- H; E# }/ s' N 2． how are you ? how old are you? 1 C, O) }9 l7 `2 R7 L, U5 \ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ # X; ?0 Y: h7 J % l# d* S3 w+ [2 H. [. x) t x
3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ( |/ r" s; q2 Z) [4 @+ ?
你不鳥(niǎo)我，我也不鳥(niǎo)你 4 ]8 R2 f' R3 {+ ]
, G" b9 `; j/ G1 Z. A8 y @ h K 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together 7 R- w5 Q$ w9 K* t' g) D 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ ; B/ ~0 t+ }0 t6 E2 m& ^+ L3 N 7 T' C7 Y" }" L 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have / y& ?- f0 Y& [ nothing to say,go home!! 1 J; R% S+ \! _
有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝 7 O9 U9 r$ m4 V, E8 S8 Z$ H8 g& Q 6 a! }. x# P T$ Q
6． you me you me 4 K+ P( l7 C( Z5 R+ ~9 R2 B 彼此彼此 0 _: D p* f4 X/ q/ F/ S/ I * f" O2 h R* D% l5 s7 M 7． You Give Me Stop!! 6 H( Q2 @! H# C1 h5 I1 g: e
你給我站??！ * k) t0 {7 @7 W) D+ v
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8． know is know noknow is noknow 5 F% i, k8 M) r2 U4 K
知之為知之，不知為不知… ( n% G; N; X2 Y. \ 2 U9 u' K! ~( q4 U 9． WATCH SISTER ; N7 @9 u2 p% E! { 表妹 ! D7 C" `8 I7 s3 s
, I- W5 h% h3 l7 F1 D, q" ~ 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! . [2 ~) g5 P: _7 x! O" Z6 Z
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會(huì)打洞！ 4 N: N( x4 K5 m. G 6 F% K+ S8 i- ?
11． American Chinese not enough 2 \7 c, K6 h. ]! }1 r" ]9 @ 美中不足 - {& K3 E3 l7 x# D6 }' T E , ]& b6 C9 r: W- Y 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ; @) J$ S. `3 ]! q- m9 S! x 車(chē)禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)描述 / M- w/ Y$ a6 H - R$ w0 t/ c( e/ u0 c$ i( M- Z* W! X+ X 13． heart flower angry open 7 T S+ z1 ]0 F" ~% l8 G6 ~# ~ 心花怒放 : g; \" d; y) X8 b u$ a- \" d : c! Q4 K' I5 @3 z% I& E8 s
14． go past no mistake past 4 U1 W" a4 W7 ?6 [ 走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò) * |1 c. q+ Z# V) c
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15． 小明：I am sorry! 5 ]6 [ o9 U( U) o 老外：I am sorry too! 6 P5 u; c# u! q1 l3 O) }
小明：I am sorry three! 3 E. p8 R. Z% ^; E+ C% r3 ?6 T 老外：What are you sorry for? ! k6 S4 d) X9 J, F5 B7 y/ X9 x# @ 小明：I am sorry five! / ~7 P! h) ^# G6 Z ' |1 u9 G5 D$ H- \# v 16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! & E; N9 x1 f S: J& D& S/ D 要錢(qián)沒(méi)有，要命一條 3 x4 b, g e! X 4 D& s( T6 p5 W5 | 17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. - a; O9 g1 X6 _* _: G% K* t) M( Y 我叫李老大，今年25。 " G, ^$ T# P, [4 j: X6 r. H
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18． you have two down son。 7 S" q: H p6 w9 _5 l, f( m" G 你有兩下子。 9 O2 y k. Y! H( [3 K
- R/ g$ k4 @' R, a3 @ 19． as far as you go to die ' c0 |6 D/ o4 _3 P( D
有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)?。。?！ " o$ l# p r8 y& }: r8 |* x( P ! h6 m2 N0 D/ R6 I! e4 X* i- C 20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. , S0 P. c7 `/ q+ ^
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時(shí)間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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