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史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) & P" w; m5 S$ f7 n
1. we two who and who? / e9 k8 w: [) e) B& z, H
咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)啊 1 r& c1 ?1 V# L8 c" ~
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
; R T1 x- x- \* ? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 0 C( i, g# M; }, U5 P. @4 m
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3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
6 F) E! Q) k3 ^* H, t' Z 你不鳥(niǎo)我,我也不鳥(niǎo)你
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together 0 i) P8 n9 ^8 r- O
你有種,我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
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8 q' D) d# f8 m9 Q7 l! {. J3 t 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
* ]/ G0 t) z) }& r x nothing to say,go home!! 6 y5 i8 e5 s% G5 S/ u8 Y/ A: V
有事起奏,無(wú)事退朝 O( L1 [# Z/ F) w+ A) \
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6. you me you me 4 _% a# P5 ^4 | O9 r
彼此彼此
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
0 L3 b5 v0 x0 {3 f7 j* o0 k 你給我站?。?nbsp; + M/ X4 Y8 ~5 N& C; ^, ? M
( \7 S7 V) W; D; A( d1 s9 z 8. know is know noknow is noknow
* L; _7 Z& |% X) n- H: Y 知之為知之,不知為不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER " B8 {* `0 x7 o/ \4 S4 |
表妹 1 ?7 y5 A o2 R( y5 v, C2 A8 z
' H* R8 x0 X9 x4 E! ]9 |5 ` 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 2 V) G4 q( T+ U3 d; E9 }
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會(huì)打洞! 4 a9 k- M1 k1 U# ~, p9 }' A
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11. American Chinese not enough
0 c" E- W5 T$ u2 a: G* x 美中不足
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die - s" i% A ]' J# y9 l) y( x
車(chē)禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)描述
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13. heart flower angry open
4 a, A, i9 _8 x 心花怒放 $ r" Q) l" a0 ]8 B8 N
- G$ c$ h+ d1 `- ?8 n) `( O 14. go past no mistake past 2 _! Z5 B$ t; ^
走過(guò)路過(guò),不要錯(cuò)過(guò) $ ?+ L# J/ M, h4 k& [
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15. 小明:I am sorry! - q; }. g% u. ~% J9 B6 t
老外:I am sorry too! 5 r" o4 S: t6 R9 p
小明:I am sorry three! , c' M% b8 L6 N4 X6 Y6 C5 L
老外:What are you sorry for? , s/ D0 T3 ~) J0 ^) A) s, A. {
小明:I am sorry five! 1 b# [2 R; s5 p+ |" M; O
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 4 h! Z* M& ]3 Q" {3 V
要錢(qián)沒(méi)有,要命一條
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% o# y# ?# H1 `9 e 我叫李老大,今年25。 0 y$ D8 ]- r: a$ I( |' b8 N
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18. you have two down son。
% U1 {6 ?1 Z7 w8 Y7 _) r2 ] 你有兩下子。
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9 L+ k- `5 `* y- Y 19. as far as you go to die
/ w; _; O6 ?3 u% t% O% G/ E2 s 有多遠(yuǎn),死多遠(yuǎn)!?。?!
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. ; D5 O: _7 Y8 s/ v
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉 |
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